The Republic of Army of y is a huge, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 727 million Army of yians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The Army of yian economy, worth 34.5 trillion baht a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,398 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of y's national animal is the beaver.

Army of y is ranked 179,995^th in the world and 4,302^nd in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 352.06 on the Gilded Widget Scale.